Laughin at me.
We're John Winchester's sons.
I've got brothers?
Adam doesn't
have to be cursed.
Sam: He's a Winchester.
He's already cursed.
Sam: You're not Adam.
You've never been Adam.
You're a ghoul.
You can't kill the devil,
and you're losing faith
In yourself, your brother.
God was your last hope.
Are you gonna do
something stupid?
Like what?
Like michael stupid.
Whatever you're thinking
of doing, don't do it.
I have to.
Let me guess.
Pink-slipped?
That obvious, huh?
Takes one to know one.
"outsourcing. "
What was your crime
against humanity?
Deal of the millennum.
Couldn't even get the one
simple "yes" I needed.
Got to nail
that bottom line, right?
Hear that.
All they care about upstairs,
ain't it?
Results, results, results.
They don't know.
They're not down on the ground,
in the mud,
Nose to nose
with all you pig-filthy humans.
Am I right?
Absolutely -
filthy what?
I mean, whatever happened
to personal loyalty?
How long have I worked
for these guys?
Five millennia?
Six?
Seems like it,
don't it?
Damn straight, it does.
Two more.
Zach.
Stuart.
What are you gonn do next,
Stuart?
Hell, I don't know.
Maybe something
to do with the Internet.
Yeah?
Whoa.
Earthquake?
No.
My boss.
Ah!
Aah!
Aaah!
Go ahead.
get it over with.
I'm ready.
Wait
What?
Yes!
Anything. Of course.
Just - just put me back in.
You won't regret it.
Thank you.
Thank you!
Ah.
Back in business, boys!
Sending someone
a candygram?
How'd you find me?
You're gonna kill yourself,
right?
It's not too hard to figure out
the stops on the farewell tour.
How's Lisa doing,
anyway?
I'm not gonna kill myself.
No?
So, Michael's not about
to make you his muppet?
What the hell, man?
This is how it ends?
You just... Walk out?
Yeah, I guess.
How could you do that?
How could I?
All you've ever done
is run away!
And I was wrong
every single time I did.
Just... Please...
Not now.
Bobby is working
on something.
Oh, really?
What?
You got nothing,
and you know it.
You know
I have to stop you.
Yeah, well, you can try.
But just remember,
You're not all hopped up
on demon blood this time.
Yeah, I know.
but I brought help.
Yeah, no,
this is good, really.
Eight months of turned pages
and screwed pooches,
But tonight - tonight's
when the magic happens.
You ain't helping.
Yeah, well, why don't you let me
get out of your hair, then?
What the hell
happened to you?
Reality happened.
Nuclear's the only option
we have left.
Michael can ice the devil,
save a boatload of people.
But not all of them.
We got to think
of something else.
Yeah, well,
that's easy for you to say,
But if Lucifer burns
this mother down
And I could have
done something about it,
Guess what - that's on me.
You can't give up, son.
You're not my father.
And you ain't in my shoes.
What is that?
That's the round
I mean to put through my skull.
Every morning,
I look at it,
And I think...
"maybe today's the day
I flip the lights out. "
But I don't do it.
I never do it.
You know why?
Because I promised you
I wouldn't give up!
Cass, you okay?
No.
What's wrong?
Something's happening.
Where?
I'm gonna get a beer.
Do you mind?
Help.
Bobby: Boys!
Who is it?
That's our brother.
Wait a minute.
Your brother? Adam?
Cass, what the hell?
Angels.
Angels? Why?
I know one thing
for sure.
We need to hide him now.
Where am I?
Sam: It's okay.
Just relax.
You're safe.
Who the hell are you?
You're gonna find this
a little -
A lot crazy, but we're
actually your brothers.
It's the truth.
John Winchester
was our father, too.
See, I'm Sam.
Yeah, and I'm sure
that's Dean.
I know who you are.
How? They warned me about you.
Who did?
The angels.
Now, where the hell
is zachariah?!
So, why don't you just
tell us everything?
Start from
the beginning.
Well, I was dead
and in heaven...
...Except it - it, uh,
kin of looked like my prom.
And I was making out with.
Her - her name
was Kristin McGee.
Yeah,
that sounds lik heaven.
Did you get
to third base?
just, uh... Just keep going.
Well, these - these angels,
they popped out of nowhere,
And they tell me
that I-I'm chosen.
For what?
To save the world.
How you gonna do that?
Oh, me and some archangel
are gonna kill the devil.
What archangel?
Michael.
I'm his, uh, sword or vessel
or something.
I don't know
well, that's insane.
Not necessarily.
How do you mean?
Maybe they're moving on
from you, Dean.
That doesn't make sense.
He's John Winchester's
bloodline,
Sam's brother.
It's not perfect,
but it's possible.
You got
to be kidding me.
Why would they do this?
Maybe they're desperate.
Maybey've
wrongly assumed
Dean would be brave enough
to withstand them.
All right, you know what?
Blow me, cass.
Look. No way.
After everything
that's happened
All that crap
about destiny,
Suddenly the angels
have a plan "b"?
Does that smell right
to anybody?
You know, tis has been
a really moving family reunion,
But, uh,
I got a thing, so -
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no. Sit down.
Just listen, okay?
Please.
It's unbelievable.
Now, Adam...
The angels
are lying to you.
They're full of crap.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Really?
why not?
Um, 'cause they're angels.
They tell you they were gonna
roast half the planet?
They said the figt might
get pretty hairy,
But it is the devil, right?
So, we got to stop him.
Yeah, but there's
another way.
Adam: Great. What is it?
Well, we're working
on the power of love.
How's that going?
Not good.
look, Adam...
You don't know me from a hole
in the wall, I know,
But I'm begging you.
Please, just trust me.
Give me some time.
Give me one good reason.
Because we're blood.
You got no right
to say that to me.
You're still John's boy.
No, John Winchester
was some guy
Who took me to a baseball game
once a year.
I didn't have a dad.
So, we may be blood,
but we are not family.
My mom is my family,
And if I do my job,
I get to see her again.
So, no offense, but she's the
one I give a rat's ass about,
Not you.
Fair enough.
But if you have one good memory
of dad - just one -
Then you'll give us
a little more time.
Please.
Sam:
Going somewhere?
Out for a... Beer.
Great. We got beer.
Have a seat.
Great.
You know, you pitch this whole
dewy-eyed bromance thing,
But the truh is,
I'm on lockdown, aren't I?
Adam...
...You may not believe it,
But dad was trying
to protect you,
Keeping you from all this.
Yeah, well, I guess
the monster that ate me
Didn't get that memo.
You remember that?
Oh, yeah.
Still, trust me,
The oning worse
than seeing dad once a year
Was seeing him all year.
Do you know how full
of crap you are?
What?
Really.
You see, it was me,
and it was my mom, that's it.
She worked the graveyard shift
at the hospital.
I cooked my own dinners.
I put myself to bed.
So, you can say whatever
you want about our dad,
But the truth is,
I would have taken anything.
All right?
Look, if we had known
we had a brother -
Well, you didn't, so...
...We would have
found you.
Look, I can't
change the past.
I wish I could.
But from here on out -
What?
We gonna hop
in the family truckster?
Pop on down
to Wally world?
Tell you one thing...
Attitude like that,
You'd fit right in
around here.
Well, cass,
not for nothing,
But the last person
who looked at me like that...
I got laid.
Uh, why don't you, uh,
go keep an eye on Adam?
Is this really necessary?
Well I mean,
we got our hands full, Dean -
A houseful of flight risks.
I'm not
letting him do it.
Who, Adam?
No, I'm - I'm not, either.
No, you're not
getting me.
Oh, no, no,
I "get" you perfectly.
But I'm not letting you
do it, either.
That kid's not
taking a bullet for me.
Dean -
I'm serious.
I mean, think abouw many
people we've gotten killed, Sam.
Mom, dad...
Jess, jo, Ellen.
Should I keep going?
It's not like
we pulled the trigger.
We might as well have.
I'm tired, man.
I'm tired of fighting
who I'm supposed to be.
Well, do you think maybe
you could take a half a second
And stop trying to sacrifice
yourself for a change?
Maybe we could actually
stick together?
I don't think so.
Why not?
Dean, seriously.
Tell me.
I- I want to know.
I just...
I- I don't believe.
In what?
In you.
I mean, I don't...
I don't know whether
it's gonna be demon blood
Or some other demon chick
or what, but...
...I do know they're gonna
find a way to turn you.
So, you're saying
I'm not strong enough.
You're angry,
you're self-righteous.
Lucifer's gonna wear you
to the prom, man.
It's just a matter of time.
Don't say that to me.
Not you...
Of all people.
I don't want to.
But it's the truth.
And when
satan takes you over,
There's got to be
somebody there to fight him,
And it ain't gonna be
tat kid.
So, it's got to be me.
How's he doing?
How you doing?
Dean?
Dean?
Cass.
Where's cass?
Blown to oz.
Look, I'll get Dean.
He couldn't have
gone too far.
Just watch Adam.
How?
You may have noticed, he's got
a slight height advantage.
Then cuff him to your chair.
I don't know.
Just watch him.
Your mom's not coming,
you know.
This is the park
Where your mom took you
on her day off, right?
She's not coming -
not yet.
But shll... Soon.
You're zachariah, right?
I am.
You weren't where
you were supposed to be, kid.
Yeah, I know.
Can't quite zero in
on you, either.
So, let me take
a wild guess.
You're with Sam anan?
Yeah.
Didn't we tell you
about them?
So, you know you can't
trust them, right?
You know Sam
and Dean wincester
Are psychotically, irrationally,
erotically codependent
On each other, right?
I don't know.
They said a few things
about you.
Really?
Trust me, kid,
when the heat gets hot,
They're not gonna give
a flying crap about you.
Hell, they'd rather
save each other's sweet bacon
Than save the planet.
They're not your family.
Understand?
Now...
You want to see
your mom again or not?
The end is nigh!
The apocalypse is upon us!
The angels talk to me,
And they asked me
to talk to you!
The apocalypse -
hey!
I'm Dean Winchester.
Do you know who I am?
Dear God
I'll take that as a yes.
Listen, I need you to pray
to your angel buddies
And let them know
that I'm here.
Our father,
who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Castiel:
You pray too loud.
What, are you crazy?!
I rebelled for this?!
So that you could
surrender to them?
Cass! Please!
I gave everything
for you.
And this is what
you give to me.
Do it.
Just do it!
Ughing ]
Bobby, what do you mean,
"adam is gone"?
Should I say it
in Spanish?
He's gone how?
What the hell, Bobby?!
Watch your tone, boy
He was
right in front of me,
And he disappeared
into thin air.
Because the angels
took him.
What the hell
happened to him?
Me.
What do you mean,
the angels took Adam?
You branded hs ribs,
didn't you?
Yes. Adam must have
tipped them.
How?
N't know.
Maybe in a dream.
Well, where would they
have taken him?
I seu and your brother
share the same refined palate.
Ah.
So, uh...
We ready?
For what?
What do you mean, for what?
For Michael.
Oh.
Right.
About that...
Look, this is never easy,
but I'm afraid...
We've had to terminate
your position at this time.
Excuse me?
Hey, don't get me wrong,
You've been a hell of a sport,
really - good stuff.
But the thing is,
You're not so much
the "chosen one" as you are...
A clammy scrap of bait.
No, but what about the stuff
that you said?
I'm suposed
to fight th devil.
Mm, not so much.
Hey, if it's
any consolation,
You happen to be
the illegitimate half brother
Of the guy
we do care about.
That's not bad, is it?
So, you lied...
About everything.
We didn't lie.
We just avoided certain truths
to manipulate you.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Hey, how do you think
I feel?
I'm the one
that's got to put up
With that dumb, slack-jawed look
on your face.
Kid, we didn't
have a choice.
The winchesters
got one blind spot,
And it's family.
See, Sam and Dean, they're gonna
put aside their differences,
And they're gonna
come get you,
And that is gonna put Dean
right... Here -
Right where I need him.
This is the night, kid!
Our night.
Michael's seen it.
The tumblers finally
click into place,
And it's all
because of you.
And me.
But who's keeping score?
Yeah, I'm not gonna
let you do this.
Cool your jets, corky.
Sit down.
We're doing it together.
Plus, you still
get your severance.
You still get
to see your mom, okay?
Why should I believe you?
You know what?
I keep earing this.
But what I want to be hearing
is this.
yeah.
That's better.
Sam:
How you feeling?
Word to the wise...
Don't piss off
the nerd angels.
So, how's it going?
Adam's gone.
The agels have him.
Where?
The room
where they took you.
You sure?
Cass did a recon.
And?
And the place is crawling
with mooks -
Pretty much a no-shot-in-hell,
hail-mary kind of thing.
Ah, so the usual.
What are you gonna do?
For starters...
I'm bringing you with.
Excuse me?
There are too many
of them.
We can't do it alone,
And, uh, you're pretty much
the only game in town.
Isn't that a bad idea?
Cass and Bobby think so.
I'm not so sure.
Well, they're right.
Because either
it's a trap
To get me there,
to make me say yes,
Or it's not a trap
anm gonna say yes anyway.
And I will.
I'll do it - fair warning.
No, you won't.
When push shoves,
you'll make the right call.
You know,
if tables were turned...
I'd let you rot in here.
Hell, I have
let you rot in here.
Yeah, well...
I guess
I'm not that smart.
I- I don't get it.
Sam, why are you doing this?
Because...
...You're still
my Big Brother.
Where the hell are we?
Van nuys, California.
Where's
the beautiful room
In there.
The beautiful room is in
an abandoned muffler factory
In van nuys, California?
Where'd you think it was?
I- I don't know.
Jupiter?
A blade of grass?
Not van nuys.
Tell me again why
you don't just grab Adam
And shazam the hell
out of there.
Because there are at least
five angels in there.
So? You're fast.
They're faster.
I'll clear them out.
You two grab the boy.
This is our only chance.
Whoa, wait. You're gonna
take on five angels?
Yes.
Isn't that suicide?
Maybe it is.
But then I won't
have to watch you fail.
I'm sorry, Dean.
I don't have the same faith
in you that Sam does.
What the hell
are you gonna do with that?
What are you waiting for?
Come on.
Adam, hey. Hey.
You came for me.
You're family.
Dean, it's a trap.
I figured.
Dean, please. Did you really
think it woul bat easy?
Did you?
Sam!
You know what I've learned
from this experience, Dean?
Patience.
Adam?
Let him go,
you son of a bitch.
I mean, I thought
I was downsized for sure,
And for us, a firing -
pretty damn literal.
But I should have trusted
the boss man.
It's all playing out
like he said...
You, me,
your hemorrhaging brothers.
You're finally ready,
right?
You see things our way.
You know there's
no other choice.
There's never
been a choice.
Stop it.
Stop it right now!
In exchange for what?
Damn it, zachariah.
Stop it, please.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
What was that?
Okay, yes.
The answer is yes.
Dean!
Do you hear me?
call Michael down, you bastard!
How do I knw
you're not lying?
Do I look
like I'm lying?
Zirdo...
Noco...
Abramg...
...Nazpsad fgaosga...
He's coming.
Of course,
I have a few conditions.
What?
A few people whose safety
you have to guarantee
Before I say yes.
Sure, fine.
Make a list.
But most of all...
...Michael can't have me
until he disintegrates you.
What did you say?
I said...
Before Michael gets one piece
of this sweet ass...
He has to turn you
into a piece of charcoal.
You really think
Michael's gonna go for that?
Who's more important
to him now?
You...
Or me?
Yosten to me.
You are nothing but a maggot
inside a worm's ass.
Do you know who I am...
After I deliver you
to Michael?
Expendable.
Michael's not gonna kill me.
Maybe not.
But I am.
Can you walk?
Yeah.
Okay, come on.
Come on, move it!
No!
Dean! Help!
Dean, help!
Adam?
You think Adam's okay?
Doubt it.
Cass either.
But we'll get 'em.
So?
"so" what?
I saw your eyes.
You were totally rockin' the yes
back there.
So, what changed your mind?
Honestly?
The damndest thing.
I mean, the world's ending,
The walls are
coming down on us,
And I look over to you
and all I can think about is,
"this stupid son of a bitch
brought me here. "
I just didn't want
to let you down.
You didn't.
You almost did.
But you didn't.
Uckles ]
I owe you an apology.
No, man.
No, you don't.
Just... Let me say this.
I don't know if it's
being a Big Brother or what,
But, you know, to me,
You've always been
this snot-nosed kid
That I've had to keep
on the straight and narrow.
I think we both know that
that's not you anymore.
I mean, hell, if you're grown-up
enough to find faith in me...
The least I can do
is return the favor.
So, screw destiny
right in the face.
I say we take the fight to them,
do it our way.
Sounds good.
